Today was my little sister’s prom. Not that she likes having her photo taken or anything but this was probably the best shot of them all. The only way I could get her to smile was to make gross remarks that probably offended Andrew’s mother but she just smiled. The part where I told her to go have group sex with animals and do drugs when they were leaving in response to “what kind of trouble could they get in?” probably scarred Andrew’s mom forever. Some day I will learn not to open my big fucking mouth.
